“Come at me ya oversizet salamanter! Ya stink o’ cabbage an unwarshed unnnerpants!”, I cried!
It flew low, and bathed me in fire…
I woke up to ta smell o’ bacon cooking somewheres. I musta fell asleep stakin out ta area with Tannas. Shame on me an me mudder fer allowing such nonsense.
Tannas came up ta hill at a run, wit ta woods on fire behint ‘im.
“Ya been cooking bacon Tannas? I kin smell it! I guess ya let ta fire get outter control er somethin! Didja save any bacon fer me?”
Tannas looked at me weird an kinda worked his jaw, looked behind him, at me again, an shrugged his shoulders, before saying “never mind that Kieran, bigger fish to fry! Glad you’re alright”.
I heard flapping o’ giant wings, and saw ta dragon sweeping up from ta valley. Now ta fires make sense..
“Ne’ermind fish Tannas! No time fer dat.. We got us a dragon ta kill.”
Tannas is giving me dat look again, ta one where he starts ta say something an then just shrugs..
Ta dragon drew closer, fillin ta sky
“Tannas… We’re gonna need a bigger cart!”
